Against the Hopium Windup

Despite the inerrant authorial command of the entirety of his preceding work in his book, John Vaillant could not avoid…

Macrofutilist vs. Climate Activist at the Upscale Farmer’s Market – Parting Shots Exchanged

(Updated below) Later in the day, the arena at the AHL hockey game rose to a Nuremberg pitch as the…

The year: 1989. The magazine: Scientific American. The authors: The heaviest of hitters at the time: Paul Crutzen, Stephen Schneider,…

One rule for an actual, sentient thinker in our times: do not look for large truths to come from the…

If we release new organisms, if we increase our output of chemicals or if we introduced new substances – all…

“Father, I cannot tell a lie. It was my ADHD that cut down the cherry tree. Now, give me back…

“You are here to make a difference, in a world moving rapidly and inexorably toward civilization and ecosystem collapse –…

“Let’s treat this a learning experience, OK fellas?” Bonus Macrofutilist observations: HUMANITY’S BASIC FORM OF ACTION: ”I WAS MAD AT…

This being the official, one-and-only world headquarters for macrofutilism, do not expect either of these two types of pieces here.…

“If you are wondering why you all are here way before your time should have been up, don’t blame us…