The Gulag System and Plastic

The world of the past is a grievously unpleasant place, and humanity, that aberrant yammering ape, would do well to…

Automattic (sic) Alert System for Men

The crack laboratory wing of the worldwide “The Futilist” conglomerate has teamed with Raytheon/Honeywell IRPA (intermediate Research) to announce a…

Stupidity Machine

The carbon dioxide molecule was riding along on Industrial Revolution’s expansion of carbon-based energy usage to transportation, war material, agriculture,…

On the Virtues of Not Growing

Ads? Cookies? “Trusted third-party networks”? Who knows what kind of insidious associated corporatized techvirus gets spiked into your readerly DNA…